Scary Movie 2 (2001) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

When did comedy become so lazy?. Mostly ... it all ends up feeling like a lost, minor episode of "The X-Files:" A little scary, a little silly and catnip for those who want to believe.. Some will find this funny. Some people laugh themselves silly flushing the toilet over and over.. [David Twohy] tweaks this formulaic escape-from-hell story with just enough original touches to give it a lift.. Predictable but only occasionally amusing.. It's a lot more tightly focused than the first outing.. The...

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

The dullest entry in an atrocious trilogy.. Grisly but not especially suspenseful, tongue-in-cheek without any real wit, "The Voices" aims to hit the intersection of horror and comedy but tumbles into an uncanny valley of tedious creepiness.. The idea is to humanize one of the most fearful monsters in the Western crypt. But Dracula Untold goes way overboard, past domestication and into canonization.. "Dracula Untold" feels longer than its 95-minute running time.. Simultaneously bizarre, humorous...

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Knowing - Die Zukunft endet jetzt (2009) Beobachten Film

The frustrating thing about Knowing is the story is worthy. But director Proyas tries to cram too much in, as if the tricks and effects wizardry are all that really counts. They aren't.. Well, there are some effective scares here, and you'll laugh at yourself afterward just for jumping and squealing like a little girl. But other images and pieces of dialogue are just as hilarious -- and that probably wasn't their intention.. Was there a prediction of this laughably bad movie in The Mothman Proph...

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Priest (2011) Download Voll

The God of Aborted Franchises will be pleased.. The simplistic directness of its storytelling is refreshing. It's as if the filmmakers realize they're wasting everyone's time, so they at least want to take up as little of it as possible.. Doesn't have a prayer.. Did Paul Bettany know, when he donned the cowl of the albino monk in 'The Da Vinci Code', that he would soon be typecast as Hollywood's go-to guy for God-bothering multiplex action movies?. High production values and slick editing can't ...

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Piranha (2010) Beobachten Film

For a film whose story line turns on a miraculous feat of reanimation, this is a very lifeless effort.. Piranha 3D goes for the jugular. And generally misses, but generally in an amusing way.. Vampire stories are meant to be frightening. They're meant to keep us awake at night, trembling with fear at an oversexed man with overlong canines. After Blade: Trinity, it's time to put the gothic back in goth.. Aja serves up the tongue-in-cheek thrills, CGI-enhanced gore and gratuitous nudity with such ...

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