All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Film-Streaming

Shot with a camera as excited as a squirrel-chasing dog, "Cheerleaders" has a girls-gone-wild energy and a twisted sense of humor.. Essentially the very thing it wants to make fun of.. With all the finesse of a bullhorn that sprays noise and blood, "All Cheerleaders Die" shows just how difficult it is to pump life into the shopworn teen horror-comedy genre.. All Cheerleaders Die offers everything you'd expect from a horror flick with this title, but slow, bumpy pacing and underdeveloped characte...

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Scary Movie 2 (2001) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

When did comedy become so lazy?. Mostly ... it all ends up feeling like a lost, minor episode of "The X-Files:" A little scary, a little silly and catnip for those who want to believe.. Some will find this funny. Some people laugh themselves silly flushing the toilet over and over.. [David Twohy] tweaks this formulaic escape-from-hell story with just enough original touches to give it a lift.. Predictable but only occasionally amusing.. It's a lot more tightly focused than the first outing.. The...

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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) Streaming-

The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. I really like this movie. thank you. "Bloodsucking Bastards" only occasionally matches the inspiration of its jokey title.. For a Friday night rental with some friends and a six-pack (or three), you could do much worse.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy...

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

The dullest entry in an atrocious trilogy.. Grisly but not especially suspenseful, tongue-in-cheek without any real wit, "The Voices" aims to hit the intersection of horror and comedy but tumbles into an uncanny valley of tedious creepiness.. The idea is to humanize one of the most fearful monsters in the Western crypt. But Dracula Untold goes way overboard, past domestication and into canonization.. "Dracula Untold" feels longer than its 95-minute running time.. Simultaneously bizarre, humorous...

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Piranha (2010) Beobachten Film

For a film whose story line turns on a miraculous feat of reanimation, this is a very lifeless effort.. Piranha 3D goes for the jugular. And generally misses, but generally in an amusing way.. Vampire stories are meant to be frightening. They're meant to keep us awake at night, trembling with fear at an oversexed man with overlong canines. After Blade: Trinity, it's time to put the gothic back in goth.. Aja serves up the tongue-in-cheek thrills, CGI-enhanced gore and gratuitous nudity with such ...

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