The Last Days on Mars (2013) Film Abspielen

I had to wonder, could I be watching the next remarkably brainy piece of sci-fi, this year's Moon? But then the first space zombie gutted a concerned colleague with a power drill, and in that moment, I knew exactly what I was in for.. A study of just how to screw up what ought to be an awesome movie.. Ruairi Robinson's derivative thriller renders even alien zombification as airless as a vacuum-sealed...

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Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) Film-Streaming

Less reliant on slow-burn suspense and larded with fake-out jump scares, this is the first sequel in the series that fails to advance the overall mythology in any meaningful way.. There are at least a half-dozen or so decent jolts to be enjoyed over the film's running time, but prepare for a long wait to actually get to them.. Screenwriter Christopher Landon, along with co-directors Henry Joost and...

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Dreamcatcher (2003) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

Dreamcatcher is a spectacular mistake, a five-star screw-up that -- notwithstanding sheer grossness, plot meanderings, inconsistency and illogic -- has given me more fun than almost any other movie this year.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. The film conceals as much as it reveals, and its beauty is that it pretends...

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Tödliches Spiel - Would You Rather? (2012) Beobachten Film

Director David Guy Levy's witless homage to the "Saw" franchise and its ilk.. I like the fact that Would You Rather has no stumbling zombies, werewolves with pecs or romantic vampires. The monsters are real people.. A derivative horror movie with highfalutin pretensions.. Hardly a most dangerous game night at the movies.. Would You Rather verges on genuine intrigue at times, but it's ultimately just...

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Saw III (2006) Online-Streaming-

Do you want to play a game? How about a really long, convoluted game that leads nowhere? The scariest thing about Saw III is how it seems like it's never going to end.. The second Saw sequel develops the mythology of sadistic puppet-master Jigsaw in ambitious, gruesome but ultimately self-defeating ways.. The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary...

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My Bloody Valentine (2009) Film-Streaming

. The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety.. This is why 3D was invented.. What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.. The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology...

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Der Pakt - The Covenant (2006) Streaming-

Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. It's super lame.. The Covenant is a terrible movie, a bucket of water on the teen-witch genre.. I really like this movie. thank you. Flying scenes, frat-boy face-offs and pyrotechnic punch-ups are punctuated by excruciating expository dialogue.. A masterpiece of genre film-making, really worth to watch.. Every minute of this...

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