All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Film-Streaming

Shot with a camera as excited as a squirrel-chasing dog, "Cheerleaders" has a girls-gone-wild energy and a twisted sense of humor.. Essentially the very thing it wants to make fun of.. With all the finesse of a bullhorn that sprays noise and blood, "All Cheerleaders Die" shows just how difficult it is to pump life into the shopworn teen horror-comedy genre.. All Cheerleaders Die offers everything you'd expect from a horror flick with this title, but slow, bumpy pacing and underdeveloped characte...

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Der Verbotene Schlüssel (2005) Beobachten Film

Mostly, it plays like a overlong prologue for the already-in-the-works PA5. Here's hoping this is just the tension-racking lull before the next big scream.. . The film offers a rich gumbo of menace, mystery and magic - and then lets it go cold and mushy in a rainstorm of Hollywood haunted-house huggermugger.. It's basically Rosemary's Baby, Cajun style, with a pinch of Amityville Horror for kick.. The franchise that capitalized on the found-footage craze has gotten lost.. There's a point at whic...

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Scary Movie 2 (2001) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

When did comedy become so lazy?. Mostly ... it all ends up feeling like a lost, minor episode of "The X-Files:" A little scary, a little silly and catnip for those who want to believe.. Some will find this funny. Some people laugh themselves silly flushing the toilet over and over.. [David Twohy] tweaks this formulaic escape-from-hell story with just enough original touches to give it a lift.. Predictable but only occasionally amusing.. It's a lot more tightly focused than the first outing.. The...

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The Thing (2011) Film Abspielen

A movie can have a superb story, amazing cinematography, and mesmerizing writing as well as directing, but without the talent to deliver it all, it finds itself lacking. Great!!. The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. Part horror film, part space thriller and all gore-fest, the movie ends up being a lot like its protagonist: a mess of a monster that stretches itself too thin to scare much.. There is absolutely nothing in this...

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The Unborn (2009) Download Film

At least writer/director David S. Goyer had the sense to boost these generic proceedings with pros like Alexander, Oldman, Elba and Carla Gugino, who plays Casey's mother in a series of embarrassing flashbacks.. This is where many a horror movie falls and never again rises: too much exposition.. Well, there are some effective scares here, and you'll laugh at yourself afterward just for jumping and squealing like a little girl. But other images and pieces of dialogue are just as hilarious -- and ...

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We Are Still Here (2015) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

"We Are Still Here" will make you scream and make you laugh, and possibly leave you speechlessly gesticulating at a charred zombielike ghost in the background. But the peak moments are too few .... Both nubile females and alpha-male douche bags are on the receiving end of pain (that's supposed to nullify accusations of misogyny, is it?), but really, we're all the victims here.. Take away the blood and gore, however, and there's nothing left.. . Roth's dark humor and lacerating view of human weak...

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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) Streaming-

The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. I really like this movie. thank you. "Bloodsucking Bastards" only occasionally matches the inspiration of its jokey title.. For a Friday night rental with some friends and a six-pack (or three), you could do much worse.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy...

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